I have a confession to make.
I have no fucking clue how to eat bacon in public.
Allow me to explain- while my mom was raising us kids, she brought us up to have MANNERS. Not just manners, but "God-help-you-if-we-go-out-in-public-and-you-misbehave" MANNERS. One of the rules we learned was never put our hands in our plate, eat with a fork and knife. Bacon has posed the unique challenge of, I've seen other people use their fingers, but then again I also see people use a fork. So, proper bacon etiquette eludes me. J thinks I'm just silly to worry about it. He has no idea the moral dilemma I face. :P
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